闻香识女人经典台词、经典对白英文
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中校在飞机上发表的关于女人的经典论述
Unknown:
Jack Daniels. You
bet.
And Diet Slice.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
The old Diet
Slice.
Unknown:
And a water.
Thank you, Daphne. Certainly,
sir.
Charlie
Simms:
Mmm! How did you know her
name?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Well, she's wearin'
Floris.
Unknow
n:
That's an English
cologne.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
But her voice is California
chickie.
Now, California chickie bucking
for English lady.
I call her Daphne.
Oh, big things may happen to
that little thing of yours.
Charlie
Simms:
Look, Colonel,
I'll get you to New York, all
right? Uh-huh.
Then I'm gonna have to turn
around and come back.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Well, Chuck, you gotta do what
you gotta do.
Charlie
Simms:
Charlie, all
right?
Or Charles.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Sorry. I can't blame you,
though.
Chuck is a...
Charlie
Simms:
So, why are we going to New
York?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
All information will be given
on a need-to-know basis.
Hoo-ah!
Where's Daphne? Let's get her
down here.
Charlie
Simms:
She's in the back.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
A tail's in the
tail.
Hah!
Oh, but I still smell
her.
Women.
What can you say?
Who made 'em?
God must have been a fucking
genius,
The hair...they say the hair is
everything, you known.
Have you ever buried your nose
in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to
go to sleep
forever?
Or lips...and when they
touched, yours were like that first swallow of wine...after you
just crossed the desert.
Tits! Big ones, little ones,
who-ah, nipples staring right out at you, like secret
searchlights.
And legs...I don't care if
they're Greek columns...or secondhand steinways.
What's between them, passport
to heaven.
I need a drink.
Yes, Mr.Simms,
There's only two syllables in
this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy.
Are you listening to me, son?
I'm giving you pearls here.
I guess you really like
women,
Oh, above all
things!
A very, very distant second is
a Ferrari.
Charlie? Give me your
hand.
This is just the start of your
education, son.
中校在Baird
School博德学校为查理作辩护：
Unknown:
George. George!
Mr. Trask:
I called an open meeting of
this institution this morning
because the incident that
occurred this Tuesday last
describes an issue that
concerns all of us.
Not an isolated case of
vandalism.
What happened
is a symptom of the sickness of
a society.
Mr. Trask:
A school among whose
graduates
two have sat behind the desk in
the Oval Office, in the White House.
Baird men have run State
Departments and investment houses,
founded department stores and
coached football teams.
Our alumni receive their
bulletins in ashrams in India
and in palaces in
Jordan.
We are, in fact, known around
the world
as the cradle of this country's
leadership.
Unknown:
A beacon in the... What are you
doing here?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Got room for me up there,
Charlie?
Mr. Trask:
But today we are bleeding from
disrespect.
Charlie
Simms:
Yeah, I guess so.
Unknown:
Blatant disrespect. Give us a
hand.
Mr. Trask:
A disrespect for our
values,
and a disrespect for our
standards.
A disrespect for the Baird
tradition.
And, as the custodians of that
tradition,
we are here today to protect
each other
from those who threaten
it.
Who is this, Mr.
Simms?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
This is Mr. Frank
Slade,
Lieutenant Colonel, United
States Army, retired.
I'm here in place of Charlie's
parents.
Mr. Trask:
Excuse me?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
In loco parentis.
They could not make the trip
from Oregon today.
Mr. Trask:
And what is your relationship
to Mr. Simms?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Is this a
courtroom?
Mr. Trask:
Closest thing we could manage
to it.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Then if we're taking oaths,
there's a few people I'd like to swear in.
Mr. Trask:
There are no oaths at
Baird.
We are all on our
honor.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Larry and Franny
Simms
are very dear, close friends of
mine.
They've asked me to appear here
on Charlie's behalf.
Okay?
Mr. Trask:
Happy to have you with us,
Colonel.
Mr. Trask:
Mr. Willis.
Willis
Senior:
Which Mr. Willis?
Mr. Trask:
George, Junior,
sir.
George Willis,
Jr.:
Yes.
Mr. Trask:
You were in a position last
Tuesday night
to see who committed this act
of vandalism. Who was it?
George Willis,
Jr.:
Well, I have an idea who it
was.
Mr. Trask:
No, not an idea, Mr.
Willis.
Did you see or did you not
see?
George Willis,
Jr.:
Well...
I didn't have my contacts
in.
Unknown:
Come on.
George Willis,
Jr.:
I was in the library. I'd taken
my glasses off,
and I was gonna put my contacts
back in.
Then I helped Simms close
up
and the next thing I know,
we're outside,
and I hear this sound and
I
didn't have any time to put my
contacts in.
Mr. Trask:
Whom, with your limited vision,
did you see?
George Willis,
Jr.:
Like I say, it was
blurry.
I can't see without my
contacts.
Mr. Trask:
What did you see, Mr.
Willis?
George Willis,
Jr.:
What?
You mean
definitively?
Mr. Trask:
Stop fencing with me, Mr.
Willis!
Tell me what you
saw!
George Willis,
Jr.:
Now, don't hold me to this, but
no contacts, it's dark...
and everything, I
mean
Mr. Trask:
Mr. Willis!
Maybe Harry Havemeyer, Trent
Potter and Jimmy Jameson.
Mr. Trask:
Maybe?
George Willis,
Jr.:
Ballpark, best
guess.
Mr. Trask:
Could you provide us with some
detail?
George Willis,
Jr.:
I mean, why don't you ask
Charlie?
I really think he was
closer.
Mr. Trask:
Mr. Simms.
Charlie Simms:
Yes.
Mr. Trask:
You don't wear contact lenses,
do you?
Charlie
Simms:
No, sir.
Mr. Trask:
With your untrammeled sight,
whom did you see?
Well, I saw, I saw
something,
but I couldn't say
who.
Mr. Trask:
All right. What was the
something you saw?
- I couldn't say.
Mr. Trask:
You couldn't say or you
wouldn't say?
Charlie
Simms:
Well, I
just, I just couldn't say.
Mr. Trask:
Couldn't, wouldn't,
shouldn't.
You're exhausting my
patience
and making a mockery of these
proceedings.
I will give you one last
chance.
The consequences of your
response will be dire.
By dire I mean your future will
be jeopardized permanently.
Now for the last
time,
what did you see last Tuesday
night outside my office?
Charlie Simms:
I saw somebody.
Mr. Trask:
'l saw somebody.'
Good.
Mr. Trask:
Did you see their size and
shape?
Charlie
Simms:
Yeah.
Mr. Trask:
And they were the size and
shape of whom?
Charlie
Simms:
They were the size and shape of
most any Baird student, sir.
Mr. Trask:
I am left with no real
witness.
Mr. Trask:
Mr. Willis' testimony is not
only vague, it is unsubstantiated.
The substance I was looking
for, Mr. Simms,
was to come from
you.
Charlie
Simms:
I'm sorry.
Mr. Trask:
I'm sorry, too, Mr.
Simms,
because you know what I'm going
to do
inasmuch as I can't punish Mr.
Havemeyer
Mr. Potter or Mr.
Jameson?
And I won't punish Mr.
Willis.
He's the only party to this
incident
who is still worthy of calling
himself a Baird man.
I'm going to recommend to the
disciplinary committee
that you be
expelled.
Mr. Simms, you are a cover-up
artist and you are a liar.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
But not a snitch!
Mr. Trask:
Excuse me?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
No, I don't think I
will.
Mr. Trask:
Mr. Slade.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
This is such a crock of
shit!
Mr. Trask:
Please watch your language, Mr.
Slade.
You are in the Baird school,
not a barracks.
Mr. Simms, I will give you one
final opportunity to speak up.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Mr. Simms doesn't want
it.
He doesn't need to be
labeled
'still worthy of being a Baird
man. '
What the hell is
that?
What is your motto
here?
'Boys, inform on your
classmates, save your hide,
'anything short of that, we're
gonna burn you at the stake?'
Well, gentlemen,
when the shit hits the fan,
some guys run,
and some guys
stay.
Here's Charlie, facin' the
fire, and there's George,
hidin' in big daddy's
pocket.
And what are you
doin'?
You're gonna reward George and
destroy Charlie.
Mr. Trask:
Are you finished, Mr.
Slade?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
No, I'm just gettin' warmed
up.
I don't know who went to this
place.
William Howard Taft, William
Jennings Bryan, William Tell, whoever.
Their spirit is dead, if they
ever had one. It’s gone. You’re building a rat ship here, a vessel
for seagoing snitches.
And if you think you are
preparing these minnows for manhood, you better think again,
because I say you are killing the very spirit this
institution proclaims it instills.
As I came in here, I heard
those words: (that Baird is) ‘the cradle of leadership; makers of
men, creators of leaders.
Well … be careful what kind of
leaders you are producing here. I don’t know if Charlie’s silence
here today is right or wrong; I’m not a judge or jury. But I
can tell you this — he won’t sell anybody out to buy his future!
And that, my friends, is called integrity. That’s called
courage. Now that’s the stuff leaders should be made
of.
I have come to the crossroads
in my life. I always knew what the right path was. Without
exception, I knew, but I never
took it. You know why? It was
too damned hard. Now here’s Charlie. He’s come to the crossroads.
He has chosen a path. It’s the right path. It’s a path made of
principle … that leads to character.
Let him continue on his
journey. You hold this boy’s future in your hands. It’s a valuable
future, believe me. Don’t destroy it. Protect it. Embrace
it. It is going to make you proud one day, I promise
you.
中校与查理在餐厅与Donna唐娜的对话：
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Double Jack Daniels on the
rocks.
And bring my young friend here
a Shirley Temple.
Charlie
Simms:
Hold on. Do you have
beer?
Certainly. May I see some
I.D.?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Are you interested in walking
the rest of your life, chappy?
Waiter：
I'm sorry, sir,
but...
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
I'm a regular here. My boy's
going on 23.
Why don't you call up front,
the office?
Mr. Gilbert, he's a friend of
mine.
Waiter：
Any particular
beer?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Schlitz. No
Schlitz?
Blatz. No Blatz?
Improvise.
Waiter：
I'll do my
best, sir.
Charlie
Simms:
Thank you, sir.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
You're human, Charlie.
Beer?
Who are we drinking
with?
I'm getting a nice soap- and-
water feeling from down there.
Charlie
Simms:
Ah... female.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Female?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
You're callin' her female, must
mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual.
Is she alone?
Charlie
Simms:
Yeah, she's alone.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Things are heating up. Chestnut
hair?
Charlie
Simms:
Brown, Light
brown.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Twenty- two?
Charlie
Simms:
What am I, guy at a
carnival?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
The day we stop looking,
Charlie, is the day we die.
Move.
Charlie
Simms:
Where?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
You know where,
son.
Don't be coy,
Charlie.
This woman is made for you. I
can feel it.
Goddamn beautiful, isn't
she?
Charlie
Simms:
She's not bad.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Whoo- bingo! The boy's
alive.
Come on, son,
perambulate.
Perambulate.
Excuse me, senorita, do you
mind if we join you?
I'm feeling you're being
neglected.
Donna：
Well, I'm expecting
somebody.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Instantly?
Donna：
No, but any minute
now.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Any minute?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Some people live a lifetime in
a minute.
What are you doing right
now?
Donna：
I'm waiting for
him.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Would you mind if we waited
with you,
you know, just to keep the
womanizers from bothering you?
Donna：
No, I don't mind.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Thank you.
Charlie.
You know, I detect a fragrance
in the air.
Don't tell me what it
is.
Ogilvie Sisters
soap.
Donna：
Ah, that's
amazing.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
I'm in the amazing
business!
Donna：
It is Ogilvie Sisters
soap.
My grandmother gave me three
bars for Christmas.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
I'm crazy about your
grandmother.
I think she'd have liked
Charlie too.
Charlie
Simms:
Don't pay any attention to
him.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
What's your name?
Donna：
Donna.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Donna? I'm Frank. This here
is...
Donna：
This is Charlie.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Yes. She likes
you.
Charlie's having a difficult
weekend. He's going through a crisis.
How does he look like he's
holding up?
Donna：
He looks fine to
me.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Oh! She does like you,
Charlie.
So, Donna, ah... do you
tango?
Donna：
No. I wanted to learn once,
but
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
But?
Donna：
But Michael didn't want
to.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Michael, the one you're waiting
for.
Donna：
Michael thinks the tango's
hysterical.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Well, I think Michael's
hysterical.
Charlie
Simms:
Don't pay any attention to him.
Did I already say that?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
What a beautiful
laugh.
Donna：
Thank you, Frank.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Would you like to learn to
tango, Donna?
Donna：
Right now?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
I'm offering you my services
free of charge.
What do you say?
Donna：
I think I'd be a little
afraid.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Of what?
Afraid of making a
mistake.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
No mistakes in the tango, not
like life.
It's simple. That's what makes
the tango so great.
If you make a mistake, get all
tangled up, just tango on.
Why don't you try?
Will you try it?
Donna：
All right. I'll give it a
try.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Hold me down, son.
Your arm.
Charlie, I'm gonna need some
coordinates here, son.
Charlie
Simms:
The floor's about 20 by
30,
And you're at the long
end.
There's tables on the outside.
The band's on the right.
(Tango is
on.)
Donna：
Oh, Frank, you are one
incredible dancer.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Wait'll you see Charlie
dance.
Charlie Simms:
He's a liar. I don't
dance.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Isn't he a charmer,
though?
Truth is, not only can he
dance,
but he'll sing you a hell of a
tune.
He can do bird calls and
imitate Bela Lugosi.
Michael
：
Hi, honey.
Donna：
Hi. Hey.
Michael, this is Frank and this
is Charlie.
Hi, Frank, Charlie. Sorry I'm
late.
That's okay.
These two gentlemen entertained
me,
and time flew.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Your girl is a hell of a tango
dancer.
Michael
：
At last, you found someone to
tango with.
That's terrific!
Let me shake your
hand.
No, it was Frank.
Hell, I'll shake both your
hands!
This looks like the place, but
we gotta go.
We got a date with Darryl and
Carol in the Village.
Do you have a check? Michael,
please.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
My pleasure.
Michael
：
No, no. I got
this.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Michael, get your hand outta
your pocket.
I'll take it.
Really.
Allow me.
Michael
：
Well, thank you.
Bye, guys.
Danna：
Bye.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank
Slade:
Darryl and Carol.
Yeah.
