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220.2009年2月21日《欲望都市》第二季第二集《糟糕的真相》

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I watch the second episode of the Season Two of the teleplay《sex and the city》twice today.It is named《the awful truth》.
Two years ago,my friend Susan Sharon,the East Coast rep for a line of Italian cashmere sportswear married a very mean man.Now,I only see her once or twice a year,generally when her husband is out of town.Susan Sharon and her husband had one of those very adult apartment that made me feel like I was 16 visting the home of a friend whose parents thought that I was a bad influence.Taunting the psychotic spouse,I realized,was not a wise move.I wondered could Susan Sharon’s marriage be that bad,or was their fighting just a form of foreplay?In which case,I was merely the catalyst to get things going.As I hung up,I re
alized I had been placed in a classic no-win situation.
The problem,if you can call of that is Spring Roll Guy liked to talk dirty in bed.Was Miranda right?Have we put such a premium on being open and honest with one another that we’ve misplaced the boundaries of propriety?Are there still certain things in a relationship one should never say?There it was,standing across from me,Biscuit eating,cashmere swaddled proof that I had said too much.I didn’t want to tell Susan Sharon that his last statement was properly true.That evening,as Susan Sharon squatted on my couch,Charlotte came home to the new male in her life.Fed up with lonely mornings,cuddle-free nights and the lack of unconditional love she longed for.Charlotte decided to take matters into her own hands.She combed the city for the perfect specimen of breeding,style and trendiness.Untill she found the perfect man,Charlotte would have the perfect dog.
That night,Samantha,who was never any good at keeping a secret suddenly found the one thing she couldn’t say was the only thing she could think about.Samantha dreaded the shrink the way most people feared the dentist.She suddenly longed for the simple day of emotional unavailability and hot one-night stands.Meanwhile,across town, Miranda was appearing as Eliza Doolittle in My Filthy Lady.Surpringly enough,once Miranda opened her mouth,she found it was difficult to shut up.That night,I took Susan Sharon to meet the new male in Charltte’s life.True to form,he was already falling far short of her high expectations.He was inconsistent,selfishly stubborn,and hopelessly codependent.
The next morning,I woke up to an unsettling birthday surprise.I couldn’t believe it.I had just invited my ex and his date to my birthday party.As if getting older wasn’t traumatic enough.That afternoon in the office of Velma Rudin celebrated psychologist and author of In-to-me-see,A Couple’s Guide to Intimacy.Samantha did her best not to say the one thing she knew she should not say.Samantha had a burning desire to confess that James had been playing “held the salami”since the day they met.The idea of seeing Velma “In-to-me-see”Rudin on a weekly basis was much more than Samantha could bear.As Samantha paid the price of mentioning the unmentionable,Miranda discovered that free speech comes with the cost of its own.The truth was,vodka was my only ally.At any moment,Big was just gonna walk in with his gorgeous dates smile at me like some distant stranger and say something absolutely crushing.An hour later,my Arabian Nights fantasy birthday suddenly felt like Midnight Express.While I watched my ex get a Mesopotamian lap dance,Susan Sharon made a play for Mr.Marvelous.In that moment,Susan Sharon suddenly realized how much she desperately missed her husband.That night,Charlotte came to home to a very unpleasant surprise.Charlotte realized,like so many males before him.Henry had shit all over her perfect world.He and Charlotte soon parted ways.And the one thing she could never say was,“I got rid of the puppy.”Of course we all know what happened to him.He’d become the glue that put Susan Sharon and her husband back together again.Although neither of them could admit that a dog saved their marriage.At later that evening,as my birthday passed into the early morning of just another day,I found myself alone on a street with Mr.Big.As I watched him go,I realized the one thing I couldn’t say to Mr.Big was“I’m still not over you.”
我今天看了《都市欲望》第二季第二集两遍,本集剧名为《糟糕的真相》.
两年前,我的朋友苏珊雪伦,意大利喀什米尔羊毛运动服东岸代理商,嫁给了一个脾气非常暴躁的男人.现在我跟她每年只见一两次面,通常是当她丈夫出城的时候.苏珊雪伦和她丈夫的公寓装潢得非常讲究.让我感觉到自己就像是个16岁的少女去一个朋友家里玩,而她父母却认为我会带坏她们的孩子.我认识到,跟一个有些神经质的人争执是不明智的.我怀疑苏珊雪伦的婚姻真有那么糟糕还是吵架只是他们的一种前戏形式?无论如何我的角色只不过是一个令事情发生的催化剂.在我挂掉电话的时候,我意识到自己刚刚陷入了一个吃力不讨好的处境.
问题就出在春卷先生喜欢在床弟之间口出淫语.米兰达说得对吗?我们如此强调彼此间的坦诚相待,以至于跨越了礼貌的界线吗?在情感世界里是否仍有某些绝不能说出口的话呢?这不,她过来了,吃着饼干呢,证明我太多话的女人就站在我面前.我不想告诉苏珊雪伦她刚才说得的最后一句话倒可能是真的.那天晚上,在苏珊雪伦占据了我的沙发时,夏绿蒂回家去拥抱她人生中的新男性.她受够了寂寞的早晨和孤枕难眠的夜晚,以及缺乏她所渴望的无条件的爱.夏绿蒂决定一切情况都要掌握在自己的手中.她来到城市寻找有教养,有风格有个性的理想男人.在找到完美的男人之前,夏绿蒂先养了一只完美的狗.
那天晚上向来不擅长保守秘密的萨曼塔,发现她不能说出口的话一直盘据在她的脑海中.萨曼塔畏惧心理医生的程度就跟大部分人怕看牙医一样.她突然渴望情感空窗期的单身生活.与此同时,米兰达成了“窈窕淫娃”中的女主角依莉莎杜利朵.出乎意料地是,米兰达一开口就发现自己很难再闭住嘴巴.那天晚上我带苏伦雪伦去见夏绿蒂生命中的新男性.一如往常,它已经远低于她的高期望值了.它不听话,自私,固执而且没有希望与夏绿蒂和平共处.
第二天早上起床后,我收到了一个令人不安的生日惊喜.我简直不敢相信,我刚刚邀请了我前任男友和他的女伴来参加我的生日派对.好像老了一岁还不够悲惨似的.当天下午在著名心理学家,费玛鲁丁,也是《探索》------配偶间亲爱关系的指南,这本书的作者,的办公室里,萨曼塔尽力克制着自己不要说出她知道不该说的话.萨曼塔想坦白说,詹姆斯的命根子从他们认识的那一天起就一直在玩捉迷藏.想到每周固定要向费玛鲁丁报到,萨曼莎实在无法忍受.当萨曼莎为说出了不该说的话而付出代价时,米兰达发现自由发言的代价伴随着发言本身而来.伏特加是我唯一的盟友.大人物会随时带着他迷人的女伴走进来并微笑着对我说.一小时后,我“天方夜谭”式的生日派对变成了“午夜快车”.当我望着我的前男友欣赏一场美索不达米亚式的艳舞时,苏珊雪伦对“妙不可言”先生展开了疲劳游戏.在那一刻,苏现雪伦才意识到她有多么地想念她的丈夫.当天晚上夏绿蒂回家发现一个非常不愉快的意外在等着她.夏绿蒂意识到,跟之前的许多男人一样,亨利在她完美的世界里到处拉屎.它和夏绿蒂很快就分道扬镳了.而她永远不能说的一句话就是“我把宠物赶走了”.当然我们都知道它后来的际遇如何.它是苏珊和丈夫重归于好的大功臣.虽然他们都不愿意承认一只狗挽救了他们的婚姻.我的生日派对结束时已经是第二天的凌晨时分.我发现我和大人物两个人单独在大街上漫步.看着他离去,我明白我不能对大人物说的话是:“我还是忘不了你!”

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