《巴顿将军》精彩对白
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精彩对白:
- Brigadier General Hobart
Carver: Patton?
- Capt. Oskar Steiger : The
pure warrior... a magnificent anachronism.
- Clergyman : I was interested
to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read
it?
- Col. Gen. Alfred Jodl : In
15 minutes, we meet with the fuehrer. He will want to know how you
will deal with Patton's forces.
- Cook: But sir, it's only a
quarter TIL eight.
- Cook: Leggings? Oh hell,
General sir, I'm a cook.
- Cook: Uh, well, we're open
from six to eight. Most of the men are just coming in
now.
Cook: Up bright and early, General? Uh, breakfast?
- Doctor: I can't wear my
helmet and use a stethoscope.
- Field Marshal Erwin Rommel :
You can afford to be an optimist. I can't.
- Field Marshal Sir Bernard
Law Montgomery : Don't smirk Patton. I shan't kiss you.
- General Alfred Jodl : This
is the end... the end.
- General Omar Bradley:
Possibly.
- General Omar Bradley: What
we really need is... someone tough enough to really pull this
outfit together.
- General Omar N. Bradley :
There's one big difference between you and me, George. I do this
job because I've been trained to do it. You do it because you LOVE
it.
- Lt. Col. Charles R. Codman :
You know General, sometimes the men don't know when you're
acting.
- Moroccan Minister :
[Morroccan Minister speaking to Patton,in presenting award,
immediately after placing medal around Patton's neck] The lions in
their den's tremble at his approach.
- Patton : 'Despicable'.
That's the first time anyone's ever applied that word to
me.
- Patton : Am I to understand
that my officers have already finished eating?
- Patton : Berlin. I'm going
to personally shoot that paper-hangin' sonofabitch.
- Patton : For over a thousand
years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor
of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came
trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered
territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured
armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed
prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children,
robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace
horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown,
and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is
fleeting.
- Patton : From now on, you
will open at six, and no man will be admitted after six-fifteen.
Where are your leggings?
- Patton : I don't know why,
but the image of a bullet coming straight for my nose was more
horrifying than anything else.
- Patton : I sure do. Every
goddamn day.
- Patton : I'm not going to
subsidize cowardice.
- Patton : I'Ve Always felt
that I was destined for some great achievement, what I don't
know.
- Patton : In about fifteen
minutes, we're going to start turning these boys into fanatics -
razors. They'll lose their fear of the Germans. I only hope to God
they never lose their fear of me.
- Patton : In ten days I'll
have a war on with those Communist bastards, and I'll make it look
like THEIR fault.
- Patton : It's not important
for them to know. It's only important for me to know.
- Patton : Now I want you to
remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his
country.
- Patton : Now there's another
thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages
saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding
anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and
we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy.
We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick
him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the
time and we're going to go through him like crap through a
goose.
- Patton : Pity. 'cause I
shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked
by you.
- Patton : Please inform these
men that the mess hall is closed.
- Patton : Rommel, you
magnificent bastard. I read your book.
- Patton : Shut up. I won't
have a yellow bastard sitting here crying in front of these brave
men who've been wounded in battle. SHUT UP.
- Patton : The bilious
bastards who came up with that stuff about individuality know as
much about battle as they do about fornicating.
- Patton : The Carthaginians
defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The
Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They
were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their
swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand
years ago. I was here.
- Patton : The last great
opportunity of a lifetime- an ENTIRE WORLD, AT WAR, AND I'M LEFT
OUT OF IT? GOD will not permit this to happen- I will be ALLOWED,
to FULLFILL MY DESTINY. His will be done.
- Patton : The Nazis are the
enemy. Wade into them. Spill *their* blood. Shoot *them* in the
belly.
- Patton : There's only one
proper way for a professional soldier to die: the last bullet of
the last battle of the last war.
- Patton : They will get some
education in about 10 seconds when they get a dose of our artillery
fire.
- Patton : They're ivory. Only
a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a
pearl-handled pistol.
- Patton : Thirty years from
now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on
your knee and he asks you, 'What did you do in the great World War
II,' you won't have to say, 'Well... I shoveled shit in
Louisiana.'
- Patton : This is a barracks;
it's not a bordello.
- Patton : We're gonna keep
fighting. Is that CLEAR? We're gonna attack all night we're gonna
attack the next morning. If we're not VICTORIOUS. Let no man come
back alive.
- Patton : Well, I am my
favorite General. I don't want to be told that some second stringer
is up against me. Then I lose face.
- Patton : Well, then cut two
holes in your helmet and see that you can.
- Patton : Were not just going
to shoot the bastards, were going to cut out their living guts and
use them to grease the treads on our tanks.
- Patton : When we took
Palermo they called me a hero, said I was the greatest general that
ever lived.
- Patton : When you put your
hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best
friend's face, you'll know what to do.
- Patton : You want to know
why this outfit got the hell kicked out of it? A blind man could
spot it. They don't act like soldiers; they don't look like
soldiers; why should they be expected to fight like
soldiers?
- Patton : You're a soldier.
Twenty dollar fine. (Two more soldiers enter the mess hall. Patton
looks them over) Gentlemen, from this moment, any soldier without
leggings, without a helmet, without a tie, any man with unshined
shoes or a soiled uniform... is going to be skinned.
- Patton : Your *nerves*? Why
hell, you're just a goddamn coward.
- Patton : [apologizing to his
troops after the 'slapping' incident] I assure you I meant neither
harm nor malice to the soldier in question. My sole intention was
to restore in him some sense of appreciation for his duties as a
man and a soldier. 'If one could shame a coward,' I felt, 'one
might help him to gain his self-respect.' This was on my mind. Now,
I freely admit my method was wrong. But I hope you can understand
my motive, and accept this apology.
- Sgt. William Meeks : Yes,
Sir.
- Soldier Who Gets Slapped :
It's my nerves, sir. I just can't stand the shelling
anymore.
- Soldier: They haven't
spotted our positions yet.
- Soldier: Where ya goin',
General?
- [About his pistol
grips]
- [as the British parade into
Messina]
- [Indicates two soldiers who
enter the mess hall]
- [long pause]
- [Outmaneuvering
Rommel]
- [slaps him
again]
- [slaps him]
- [Visiting an ancient
battlefield]
- [winks]