在网上找了几篇有关父亲和孩子的英文小幽默，试译如下。题目是我加上去的。
--姚鸿恩
Five-year-old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his dad was washing his hair. He said to him, 'Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.' Little Johnny replied, 'Maybe you should stop watering it so much.'
停止浇水
五岁的约翰尼在浴缸里，爸爸给他洗头。他对儿子说，“哇，你的头发长得这么快！你又要剪头发了。”小约翰尼回答说，“也许你应该停止给它浇这么多水了。”
One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said,' It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo.'
'I wouldn't bother,' said father. 'If they want him, let them come and get him!'
去动物园
一天，乔的妈妈对孩子他爹说，“天气那么好，我想带乔去动物园。”“我可不操那份心，”，乔的爸爸说，“如果他们要他，让他们自己来
--姚鸿恩
Five-year-old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his dad was washing his hair. He said to him, 'Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.' Little Johnny replied, 'Maybe you should stop watering it so much.'
停止浇水
五岁的约翰尼在浴缸里，爸爸给他洗头。他对儿子说，“哇，你的头发长得这么快！你又要剪头发了。”小约翰尼回答说，“也许你应该停止给它浇这么多水了。”
One day Joe's mother turned to Joe's father and said,' It's such a nice day, I think I'll take Joe to the zoo.'
'I wouldn't bother,' said father. 'If they want him, let them come and get him!'
去动物园
一天，乔的妈妈对孩子他爹说，“天气那么好，我想带乔去动物园。”“我可不操那份心，”，乔的爸爸说，“如果他们要他，让他们自己来