《遗愿清单》经典台词：我在天堂等你
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《遗愿清单》经典台词：我在天堂等你
（The Bucket List）
车厘子/编译
人生是由一个个遗憾累加而成的。当死亡来临的时候，你会发现这一生中，太多值得一试的事都被你无情地错过了……
飞扬跋扈的富翁爱德华（Edward, starring Jack
Nicholson杰克•尼科尔森 饰）是一所医院的老板，而谦逊随和的黑人卡特（Carter,
starring Morgan Freeman摩根•弗里曼
饰）只是一名汽车修理工，身份、地位、价值观完全不同的两个人都因为晚期癌症相聚到同一间病房里，同时面对着生命仅剩几个月的残酷现实，共同享有一张遗愿清单，然后一起步上了实现清单愿望的旅途。（N年没看到这么催人泪下的片子了，看前，请备足纸巾！）
Carter: It's difficult to understand
the sum of a person's
life. Some people would tell
you it's measured by the
one's left behind. Some believe
that it can be measured
in faith. Some say by
love. Other folks say, life
has no meaning at all.
Me... I believe that you
measure yourself by
the people who measure themselves
by you.
卡特：人生意义几何？这个很难计算。有人会告诉你，这要看那人给后世留下了什么；有人相信信仰可以衡量出人生意义，有人说爱也可以；还有一些人说，生命根本没有任何意义。而我……我认为你如何衡量别人，别人就会如何衡量你。
Edward: It's my hospital. For
Christ sake, don't tell me
I can't have my own room.
Thomas: You publicly defended this
policy countless times. You run
hospitals, not health spas. Two
beds to a room, no
exceptions.
Edward: I've never been sick
before.
爱德华：这是我的医院。看在上帝的份上，别说我不能拥有单人间。
托马斯：你无数次在公众场合捍卫这个原则：你开的是医院，不是疗养院。一个房间两张床，绝无例外。
爱德华：以前我又没生过病。
Edward: I believe, more people
die from visitors than diseases.
爱德华：我认为，更多人的死应该归咎于探病者，而不是疾病。
Carter: There was a survey once.
1000 people were asked: if
they could know in advance,
would they want to know
the exact day of their
death? 96% of them said
no. I always kind of
leaned toward the other 4%.
I thought it would be of
liberating, knowing how much
time we had left to work
with. It turns out… It's
not.
卡特：曾经有这样一项调查：1000个人被问及，如果可以预知未来，他们是否愿意提前知道自己的确切死期？96%的人不愿意。我总以为自己更倾向于剩下的4%，因为我觉得知道自己还剩多少时间是一种解脱。结果……我不是。
Carter: Edward, I've taken baths
deeper than you.
卡特：爱德华，我的洗澡水都比你有深度。
Edward: Do you hate me?
Carter: Not yet.
爱德华：你恨我吗？
卡特：目前不恨。
Edward: It's not the jump you’re
afraid of, but...
Carter: The hell it's not.
Edward: You're just afraid your
chute won’t open and you'll
show up at your own
funeral as a Denver omelet.
爱德华：你害怕的不是跳伞，而是……
卡特：鬼话，当然不是。
爱德华：你只是怕降落伞打不开，出现在葬礼上时自己成了一块丹佛煎蛋饼。
Edward: [floating in the sky]
How about this... huh? This
is living.
Carter: I hate your rotten guts.
爱德华：[漂浮在半空时]这下感觉怎么样，啊? 这才是活着的感觉啊。
卡特：我恨你恨到骨头里。
Carter: How much money do you
have anyway?
Edward: Did anyone ever tell you
that it's rude to talk
about someone else's money?
Carter: I never knew anyone with
enough to ask.
卡特：你到底有多少钱啊？
爱德华：没人告诉过你谈论别人的财产很不礼貌吗？
卡特：我从没遇到过一个钱多得值得我去问的人啊。
Edward: We live and we die,
and the wheels on the bus
go round and round.
爱德华：不论我们是生是死，车轮都不会停止转动。
Carter: Has your life brought
joy to others?
Edward: Oh, this type of
question... I, ah... I don't
know... to think about how
other people gage, huh... Ask
them.
卡特：你为他人带来乐趣了吗？
爱德华：噢，这种问题……我，呃……我不知道……这要看别人怎么想了，还是问他们去吧。
Carter: [visiting Taj Mahal] It
took 20 thousand volunteers, 22
years to complete this chapel.
Every square inch was designed
by the shah himself.
Edward: That's true love.
Carter: That's true love.
Edward: Must be nice.
卡特：[参观泰姬陵时]光这个礼堂就动用了2万名志愿兵，花了 22年时间才建成。这里每一寸都是由国王亲自设计的。
爱德华：那是真爱。
卡特：那是真爱。
爱德华：一定很不赖。
Edward: Funeral plans, they did
confuse me. Specifically, buried
or cremated? Take buried. Now
I know it shouldn't matter
but I'm claustrophobic. What if
I wake up underground, nobody
could hear me? They still
make those coffins with the
bells?
Carter: Ah... I don't believe
they do.
Edward: Then cremated. What'd you
do with the ashes? Do you
bury them? Scatter them? Put’em
on a shelf? Float’em down
the Yantis? Or decide’em on
a bed of flowers? What if
I feel the flaming?
Carter: I definitely wanna have
myself cremated.
Edward: Maybe we should go
frozen like Walt Disney.
Carter: No. Cremated. Ashes put
in a can, buried someplace
with a view.
Edward: A can, huh?
Carter: Yea... I don't like the
sound of the word Urn.
爱德华：葬礼的安排让我心烦意乱。确切地说，到底是土葬好呢，还是火化好呢？拿土葬来讲，我知道其实也没什么，但我有幽闭恐惧症，万一我在地下醒来又没人听得见我的叫喊，那可怎么办？现在有那种里面装有铃铛的棺材卖吗？
卡特：呃……我估计是没了。
爱德华：再说火化。骨灰怎么办？是把它埋了？撒了？放在架子上？扔进堰赐河里顺流而下？还是撒到花坛里随便解决算了？万一我感到火烧得疼怎么办？
卡特：我肯定希望自己被火化。
爱德华：也许我们应该像沃尔特•迪斯尼那样把自己冷冻起来。
卡特：不要了，还是火化吧。把骨灰装一个罐子里，埋到一处风景秀丽的地方。
爱德华：罐子？
卡特：嗯……我不喜欢“骨灰盒”这个词的读音。
Thomas: I'm proud of you.
Edward: Nobody cares what you
think.
托马斯：我为你感到骄傲。
爱德华：没人在乎你怎么想。
Edward: [angry with Carter for
his secret arrangement to
Edward’s detached daughter’s house]
You have no f**king idea
who I am! I build a
billion dollar business up from
NOTHING! Presidents have asked
my advice. I have dined
with royalty, and I’m supposed
to make out like what?
This trip was supposed to
MEAN something to me? Like
it was gonna change ME?
How did you see it
playing out Carter? I knock
on the door, she answers,
she's surprised and angry, but
I tell her how much I
love her and miss her,
and OH, by the way, I'm
gonna be dead soon so I'm
reaching out to you because
I don't wanna die alone?
Carter: Everyone's afraid to die
alone.
Edward: I'm not everyone!
爱德华：[卡特偷偷把爱德华带到已与爱德华断绝父女关系的女儿家门前，爱德华不肯进门]你连我**是谁都不知道！我白手起家，建起了几十亿的家业！总统都来征求我的意见，皇亲贵族和我共进晚餐，而你要我怎么做？此行对我有什么意义？你指望这就能改变我？卡特，你料想我们见面后会怎样呢？我去敲门，她开门；她吓一跳，接着转为火气上冲；而我告诉她，我有多么爱她，多么想她，哦还有，我很快就要死了，所以我来找你，因为我不想孤零零地死去？
卡特：人人都怕孤零零地死去。
爱德华：我不是普通人！
Carter: [in his letter to
Edward] Dear Edward, I've gone
back and forth the last
few days trying to decide
whether or not I should
even write this. In the
end, I realized I would
regret it if I didn't, so
here it goes: I know the
last time we saw each
other, we weren't exactly
hitting the sweetest notes—it
certainly wasn't the way I
wanted the trip to end. I
suppose I'm responsible and for
that, I'm sorry. But in
all honestly, if I had
the chance, I'd do it
again. Virginia said I left
a stranger and came back
a husband; I owe that to
you. There's no way I can
repay you for all you've
done for me, so rather
than try, I'm just going
to ask you to do
something else for me—find the
joy in your life. You
once said you're not everyone.
Well, that's true—you're certainly
not everyone, but everyone is
everyone. My pastor always says
our lives are streams
