Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
(11/11/1922-4/11/2007)
was a 20th century American writer.[2]
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库尔特·冯内古特（又譯馮內果,冯尼格）（Kurt Vonnegut，Jr.，1922年11月11日－2007年4月11日），美国作家，黑色幽默文学代表人物之一。
这是库特‧冯内果（Kurt Vonnegut Jr.）出版於1961年的著名短篇故事，以负面乌托邦的极端主题来讽刺平等主义。
Harrison Bergeron By Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
THE YEAR WAS 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.
Some things about living still weren't quite right, though. April for instance, still drove people crazy by not being springtime. And it was in that clammy month that the H-G men took George and Hazel Bergeron's fourteen-year-old son, Harrison, away.
It was tragic, all right, but George and Hazel couldn't think about it very hard. Hazel had a perfectly average intelligence, which meant she couldn't think about anything except in short bursts. And George, while his intelligence was way above normal, had a little mental handicap radio in his ear. He was required by law to wear it at all times. It was tuned to a government transmitter. Every twenty seconds or so, the transmitter would send out some sharp noise to keep people like George from taking unfair advantage of their brains.
George and Hazel were watching television. There were tears on Hazel's cheeks, but she'd forgotten for the moment what they were about.
On the television screen were ballerinas.
A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.
'That was a real pretty dance, that dance they just did,' said Hazel.
'Huh' said George.
'That dance-it was nice,' said Hazel.
'Yup,' said George. He tried to think a little about the ballerinas. They weren't really very good-no better than anybody else would have been, anyway. They were burdened with sash weights and bags of birdshot, and their faces were masked, so that no one, seeing a free and graceful gesture or a pretty face, would feel like something the cat drug in. George was toying with the vague notion that maybe dancers shouldn't be handicapped. But he didn't get very far with it before another noise in his ear radio scattered his thoughts.
George winced. So did two out of the eight ballerinas.
Hazel saw him wince. Having no mental handicap herself, she had to ask George what the latest sound had been.
'Sounded like somebody hitting a milk bottle with a ball peen hammer,' said George.
'I'd think it would be real interesting, hearing all the different sounds,' said Hazel a little envious. 'All the things they think up.'
'Um,' said George.
'Only, if I was Handicapper General, you know what I would do?' said Hazel. Hazel, as a matter of fact, bore a strong resemblance to the Handicapper General, a woman named Diana Moon Glampers. 'If I was Diana Moon Glampers,' said Hazel, 'I'd have chimes on Sunday-just chimes. Kind of in honor of religion.'
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'I could think, if it was just chimes,' said George.
'Well-maybe make 'em real loud,' said Hazel. 'I think I'd make a good Handicapper General.'
'Good as anybody else,' said George.
'Who knows better than I do what normal is?' said Hazel.
'Right,' said George. He began to think glimmeringly about his abnormal son who was now in jail, about Harrison, but a twenty-one-gun salute in his head stopped that.
'Boy!' said Hazel, 'that was a doozy, wasn't it?'
It was such a doozy that George was white and trembling, and tears stood on the rims of his red eyes. Two of of the eight ballerinas had collapsed to the studio floor, were holding their temples.