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【轻松学英语】幽默英文车贴（Bumper Stickers)(共15条）

2011-05-08 10:05阅读：

http://blog.sina.cn/dpool/blog/u/2099327171

Funny Bumper Stickers (15 stickers)(My favorites:the first two bumper stckers)

1. Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
2. Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
3. All men are Idiots, and I married their King.
4. Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.
5. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

6. Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition.
7. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
8. A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
9. DRIVE LIKE HELL.. YOU'LL GET THERE!
10. Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
11. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
12. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
13. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privilege.
14. I smile because I have no Idea what's going on.
15. STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going.

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