6月婚式幽默

女人在二月十四日醒来时告诉丈夫：「我梦见你情人节当天，送我一套钻石颈链。你认为有啥喻意呢？」
「今晚你便会知晓。」他答道。当晚男人带着一小包裹回家，并送给太太。太太很高兴，当打开包裹时收到了一本名为《梦的解释》的书。

A woman wakes up on 14th Feb. and tells her husband, “I just dreamed that
you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentines’ Day.
What do you think itmeans??” “You’ll know tonight” he says.
That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wife.
Delighted, she opens it and finds…a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams”
太太派我去菜市场替她买有机蔬菜。可是我在那儿来来回回，找遍了也找不到。于是，我随手抓住一位看上去苍老且疲倦的员工，问道：我太太要我买有机蔬菜，它们都喷上有害的化学物质吗？那员工望着我好一阵子回道：没有。你得自行加上。
My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around
and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said,
“These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”
“The produce