《神探夏洛克》剧本整理（英文版）——第二季 第一集
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Season TWO
NO.1
PREVIOUSLY
SHERLOCK: Who are you?
MORIARTY: Jim Moriarty. Hi!
SHERLOCK: Consulting criminal.
MORIARTY: I have loved this, this little game of
ours.
SHERLOCK: People have died.
MORIARTY: That's what people do!
SHERLOCK: I will stop you.
MORIARTY: If you don't stop prying... I'll burn you.
I will burn the heart out of
you.
SHERLOCK: Catch you later.
MORIARTY: No, you won't.
MORIARTY: Sorry, boys! I'm so changeable! It is a
weakness with me, but to be
fair to myself, it
is my only weakness. You can't be allowed to
continue. You just
can't. I would try to convince you, but everything
I have to say has
already crossed your mind.
SHERLOCK: Probably my answer has crossed
yours.
PHONE RING: 'Stayin'Alive' by the Bee
Gees
MORIARTY: Do you mind if I get that?
SHERLOCK: Oh, no, please. You've got the rest of
your life.
MORIARTY: Hello?
Yes, of course it
is. What do you want?
Say that
again!
Say that again, and
know that if you're lying to me, I will find you,
and I will skin
you.
Wait.
Sorry. Wrong day to
die.
SHERLOCK: Oh. Did you get a better
offer?
MORIARTY: You'll be hearing from me,
Sherlock.
So if you have what
you say you have, I will make you rich. If you
don't, I'll make
you into shoes.
JOHN: What happened there?
SHERLOCK: Someone changed his mind. The question
is...who?
MISS ADLER: Well, now, have you been wicked, Your
Highness?
YOUR HIGHNESS: Yes, Miss Adler.
A SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA
SHERLOCK: What are you typing?
JOHN: Blog.
SHERLOCK: About what?
JOHN: Us.
SHERLOCK: You mean that me.
JOHN: All right.
SHERLOCK: What are you talking a lot?
CUSTOMER1: My wife seems to be pending a very long
time at the office.
SHERLOCK: Boring.
CUSTOMER2: I think my husband might be having an
affair.
SHERLOCK: Yes.
CUSTOMER3: She's not my real aunt, she's been
replaced. I know she has. I know
human ash.
SHERLOCK: Leave.
CUSTOMER4: We are prepared to offer any sum of money
you care to mention
for the recovery of these files.
SHERLOC: Boring.
CUSTOMRE5: We have this website, it explains the
true meaning of comic books,
cos people miss a lot of the themes. But then all the comic
books
started coming true.
SHERLOCK: Oh...interesting.
THE PERSONAL BLOG OF
Dr. John H.
Watson
The Geek Interpreter
Three young men came to Baker St
claiming...
SHERLOCK: Geek Interpreter, what's
that?
JOHN: That's the title.
SHERLOCK: What does it need a title for?
SHERLCK: Do people actually read your blog?
JOHN: Where do you think our clients come from?
SHERLOCK: I have a website.
JOHN: In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco
ash. Nobody's
reading your website.
Right then, dyed blonde hair, no
obvious cause of death, excepet for
these speckles, whatever they
are.
SHERLOCK: Oh, for God's sakes!
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK: The Speckled
Blonde?!
CUSTOMER6: They wouldn't let us see Grand-dad when he was
dead. Is that cos
he'd gone to heaven?
SHERLOCK: People don't really go to heaven when they die,
they're taken to a
special room and
burned.
JOHN: Sherlock...
LESTRADE: There was a plane crash in Dusseldorf yesterday.
Everyone dead.
SHERLOCK: Suspected terrorist bomb. We do watch the
news.
JOHN: You said 'Boring' and turned over.
LESTRADE: Well, according to the flight details, this man was
checked in on
board. Inside his coat he's got a stub from
his boarding pass,
napkins from the flight, even one of those
special biscuits.
Here's his passport, stamped at Berlin
Airport. So this man should
have died in a plane crash in Germany
yesterday, but instead he's in
a car boot in Southwark.
SHERLOCK: Luck escape.
LESTRADE: Any ideas?
SHERLOCK: Eight so far. OK, four ideas. Maybe two
ideas.
SHERLOCK: No, no, no, don't mention the unsolved
ones.
JOHN: People want to know you're human.
SHERLOCK: Why?
JOHN: Because they're interested.
SHERLOCK: No, they're not. Why are they?
JOHN: Hmm, look at that.
1,895.
SHERLOCK: Sorry, what?
JOHN: I reset that counter last night. This blog has had
nearly 2,000 hits in the
last eight hours. This is your
living, Sherlock, not 240 different types of
tobacco ash.
SHERLOCK: 243.
SHERLOCK: So what's this one?
Bell
