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[转载]闻香识女人经典台词、经典对白英文

2014-01-02 21:10阅读:

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原文作者:茅檐低小


中校在飞机上发表的关于女人的经典论述
Unknown:
Jack Daniels. You bet.
And Diet Slice.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
The old Diet Slice.
Unknown:
And a water.
Thank you, Daphne. Certainly, sir.
Charlie Simms:
Mmm! How did you know her name?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Well, she's wearin' Floris.
Unknown:
That's an English cologne.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
But her voice is California chickie.
Now, California chickie bucking for English lady.
I call her Daphne.
Oh, big things may happen to that little thing of yours.
Charlie Simms:
Look, Colonel,
I'll get you to New York, all right? Uh-huh.
Then I'm gonna have to turn around and come back.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Charlie Simms:
Charlie, all right?
Or Charles.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Sorry. I can't blame you, though.
Chuck is a...
Charlie Simms:
So, why are we going to New York?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
All information will be given on a need-to-know basis.
Hoo-ah!
Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.
Charlie Simms:
She's in the back.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
A tail's in the tail.
Hah!
Oh, but I still smell her.
Women.
What can you say?
Who made 'em?
God must have been a fucking genius,
The hair...they say the hair is everything, you known.
Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
Or lips...and when they touched, yours were like that first swallow of wine...after you just crossed the desert.
Tits! Big ones, little ones, who-ah, nipples staring right out at you, like secret searchlights.
And legs...I don't care if they're Greek columns...or secondhand steinways.
What's between them, passport to heaven.
I need a drink.
Yes, Mr.Simms,
There's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy.
Are you listening to me, son? I'm giving you pearls here.
I guess you really like women,
Oh, above all things!
A very, very distant second is a Ferrari.
Charlie? Give me your hand.
This is just the start of your education, son.

中校在Baird School博德学校为查理作辩护:
Unknown:
George. George!
Mr. Trask:
I called an open meeting of this institution this morning
because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last
describes an issue that concerns all of us.
Not an isolated case of vandalism.
What happened
is a symptom of the sickness of a society.
Mr. Trask:
A school among whose graduates
two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House.
Baird men have run State Departments and investment houses,
founded department stores and coached football teams.
Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in India
and in palaces in Jordan.
We are, in fact, known around the world
as the cradle of this country's leadership.
Unknown:
A beacon in the... What are you doing here?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Got room for me up there, Charlie?
Mr. Trask:
But today we are bleeding from disrespect.
Charlie Simms:
Yeah, I guess so.
Unknown:
Blatant disrespect. Give us a hand.
Mr. Trask:
A disrespect for our values,
and a disrespect for our standards.
A disrespect for the Baird tradition.
And, as the custodians of that tradition,
we are here today to protect each other
from those who threaten it.
Who is this, Mr. Simms?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
This is Mr. Frank Slade,
Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired.
I'm here in place of Charlie's parents.
Mr. Trask:
Excuse me?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
In loco parentis.
They could not make the trip from Oregon today.
Mr. Trask:
And what is your relationship to Mr. Simms?
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Is this a courtroom?
Mr. Trask:
Closest thing we could manage to it.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Then if we're taking oaths, there's a few people I'd like to swear in.
Mr. Trask:
There are no oaths at Baird.
We are all on our honor.
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade:
Larry and Franny Simms
are very dear, close friends of mine.
They've asked me to appear here on Charlie's behalf.
Okay?
Mr. Trask:
Happy to have you with us, Colonel.
Mr. Trask:
Mr. Willis.
Willis Senior:
Which Mr. Willis?
Mr. Trask:
George, Junior, sir.
George Willis, Jr.:

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