《神探夏洛克》剧本整理（英文版）——第一季 第二集
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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Season One NO.2
SOO LIN: The great artisans say the more the teapot is used
the more
beautiful it becomes. The pot is seasoned by
repeatedly pouring tea
over the surface. The deposit left on the clay
creates this
beautiful patina over time. Some pots, the clay has been
burnished
by tea made over 400 years ago.
BROADCAST: This museum will be closing in 10
minutes.
ANDY: 400 years old, they're letting you use it to make
yourself a brew.
SOO LIN: Some things aren't supposed to sit behind glass,
they're made to be
touched. To be handled. These pots need attention.
The clay is
cracking.
ANDY: I don't see how a tiny splash of tea is going to
help.
SOO LIN: Sometimes you have to look hard at something to see
its value.
See? This one shines a little brighter.
ANDY: I don't suppose... Um, I mean... I don't suppose that
you want to have
a drink? Not tea,
obviously. Um, in a pab, with me, tonight.
SOO LIN: You wouldn't like me at all that much.
ANDY: Can I decide that for myself?
SOO LIN: I can't. I'm sorry. Please stop asking.
SOO LIN: Is that security?
Hello?
PIN MACHINE: Can the till supervisor please go
to...?
Unexpected item in bagging area, please try
again.
Item not scanned. Please try
again.
JOHN: Can you maybe keep your voice down?
PIN MACHINE: Card not authorised.
JOHN: Yes, all right! I've got it.
PIN MACHINE: Please use an alternative method of payment.
Card not
authorised.
Please use an alternative
method of payment.
JOHN: Keep it. Keep that.
SHERLOCK: You took your time.
JOHN: Yeah, I didn't get the shopping.
SHERLOCK: What? Why not?
JOHN: Because I had a row in the shop with a chipan PIN
machine.
SHERLOCK: You... You had a row with a machine?!
JOHN: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse.
Have you got
cash?
SHERLOCK: Take my card.
JOHN: You could always go yourself, you know, you've been
sitting there all
morning, you've not
even moved since I left.
And what happened
about that case you were offered—the Jaria diamond?
SHERLOCK: Not interested. I sent them a message.
JOHN: Don't worry about me, I can manage.
Is that my
computer?
SHERLOCK: Of course.
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK: Mine was in the bedroom.
JOHN: What? And you couldn't be bothered to get
up?
It's password
protected.
SHERLOCK: In a manner of speaking. Took me less than a minute
to guess
yours, not exactly Fort Knox.
JOHN: Right. Thank you.
Need to get a
job.
SHERLOCK: Oh, dull.
JOHN: Listen, um...if you'd be able to lend me
some...
Sherlock, are you
listening?
SHERLOCK: I need to go to the bank.
JOHN: Yes, when you said we were going to the
bank...
SHERLOCK: Sherlock Holmes.
SEBASTIAN: Sherlock Holmes.
SHERLOCK: Sebastian.
SEBASTIAN: Hiya, buddy. How long - eight years since I last
clapped eyes on
you?
SHERLOCK: This is my friend, John Watson.
SEBASTIAN: Friend?
JOHN: Colleague.
SEBASTIAN: Right.
Grab a pew.
Do you need anything, coffee,
water?
JOHN: No. We're all sorted here, thanks.
SHERLOCK: So you're doing well. You've been abroad a
lot.
SEBASTIAN: Well, so?
SHERLOCK: Flying all the way around the world twice in a
month.
SEBASTIAN: Right. You're doing that thing.
We were at uni together, and this guy here
had a trick he used to
do.
SHERLOCK: It's not a trick.
SEBASTIAN: He could look at you and tell you your whole life
story.
JOHN: Yes, I've seen him do it.
SEBASTIAN: Put the wind up everybody, we hated him. We'd come
down to
breakfast in the formal hall and this fread
would know you'd been
shagging the previous night.
SHERLOCK: I simply observed.
SEBASIAN: Go on, enlighten me.
Two trips a month, flying all the way around the
world, you're
quite right.
How could you tell?
Are you going to tell me there's a stain on my tie
from some
special kind of ketchup you can only buy in
Manhattan?
SHERLOCK: No, I...
SEBASTIAN: Is it the mud on my shoes?
SHERLOCK: I was just chatting with your secretary outside.
She told me.
SEBASTIAN: I'm glad you could make it over, we've had a
break-in.
SEBASTIAN: Sir William's office - the bank's former chairman.
The room's
been left here like a sort of memorial.
Someone broken in late
last night.
JOHN: What did they steal?
SEBASTIAN: Nothing. Just left a little message.
60 seconds apart.
So, someone camp up here in the middle of
the night, splashed
paint around and left within a
minute.
SHERLOCK: How many ways into that office?
SEBASTIAN: Well, that's where this gets really
interesting.
Every door that opens in this bank, it gets
locked right here.
Every walk-in cupboard, every
toilet.
SHERLOCK: That door didn't open last night?
SEBASTIAN: There's a hole in our security. Find it and we'll
pay you - five
figures. This is an advance. Tell me how he
got in. There's a
bigger one on its way.
SHERLOCK: I don't need an incentive, Sebastian.
JOHN: He's, er...he's kidding you, obviously. Shall I look
after that for
him?
JOHN: Two trips around the world this month. You didn't ask
his secretary,
you said that just to
irritate him.
How did you
know?
SHERLOCK: Did you see his watch?
JOHN: His watch?
SHERLOCK: The time was right, but the date was wrong. Said
two days ago.
Crossed the date line twice and he didn't alter
it.
JOHN: Within a month? How did you get that?
SHERLOCK: New Breitling. Only came out this
February.
JOHN: OK. So do you think we should sniff around here for a
bit longer?
SHERLOCK: Got everything I need to know already,
thanks.
That graffiti was a message. Someone at the
bank, working on the
trading floors. We find the intended recipient
and...
JOHN: They'll lead us to the person who sent it?
SHERLOCK: Obvious.
JOHN: Well, there's 300 people up there, who was it meant
for?
SHERLOCK: Pillars.
JOHN: What?
SHERLOCK: Pillars and the screens. Very few places you could
see that
